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exclamation.gif posted on 4-9-2009 at 09:54 AM
[GETFUCKEDON] Haiku Contest #3


This time with bigger and better prizes!

The first place winner will get a printed and matted photo, of their choice, from Alan Chesbro's gallery. You also get a bottle of champagne and a six-pack of Great White.

The second place winner gets a six-pack of Great White.

The rules are very very simple.

1. Your Haiku should be 5/7/5. Entries that aren't 5/7/5 will be DQed.
2. You can post as many as you'd like.
3. The contest ends two weeks from today. That is Friday, September 18th.

Gogogogogo.
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[*] posted on 4-9-2009 at 01:49 PM


humboldt summers bring
alcohol and laziness;
i've been to two classes.
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[*] posted on 4-9-2009 at 02:33 PM


work at the porn shoppe
whippet fiends and sex adicts
all day, everyday
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[*] posted on 4-9-2009 at 02:58 PM


Quote: Originally posted by codyconners  
humboldt summers bring
alcohol and laziness;
i've been to two classes.


last line is 6, or am i a dumbass?
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[*] posted on 4-9-2009 at 02:59 PM


I CANNOT haiku.
I WILL NOT haiku for you.
Oh No! I did it.
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[*] posted on 4-9-2009 at 05:48 PM


Quote: Originally posted by DGB  
Quote: Originally posted by codyconners  
humboldt summers bring
alcohol and laziness;
i've been to two classes.


last line is 6, or am i a dumbass?


LOLOLOLOLOL.
epic failure.
I meant to write "I've been to class twice"

Destroyed son, jesus christ.
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[*] posted on 5-9-2009 at 12:12 PM


At least we caught it before people started posting here. :excited:
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[*] posted on 5-9-2009 at 03:13 PM


Title: Another Porn Shoppe Joke

One masturbator
Two hardcore triple X films
Getting off? Priceless.
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[*] posted on 5-9-2009 at 03:13 PM


Title: Fun With Haiku Form and Band Names

Assholes on parade
Godspeed, you black emperor
Leftover crack kills
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[*] posted on 6-9-2009 at 08:55 AM


Turkeys made from toys
Give your thanks to all the shanks
Used on little boys
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[*] posted on 7-9-2009 at 03:52 AM


Drunken stupor now
Once upon a time I slept
Head rested in garbage cans




"When we are dreaming alone it is only a dream. When we are dreaming with others, it is the beginning of reality."
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[*] posted on 9-9-2009 at 07:52 PM


Kologarn must die
in order to make a bridge
Ulduar is wild
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[*] posted on 9-9-2009 at 08:18 PM


hair black as the night
eyes as bright as a sun beam
awe inspiring
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[*] posted on 10-9-2009 at 01:34 PM


we were a good pair
but I don't like my shoes in
someone else's bed
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[*] posted on 10-9-2009 at 01:40 PM


congratulations
you found the cure for pain and
found the cure for art
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[*] posted on 17-9-2009 at 02:31 PM


needlepoint is rad
my cat is my only friend
when did i grow up?
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